Adverse effects of viewing this blog:

Adverse effects of viewing this blog:

·         Wanton disregard for the consequences of alcohol.

·         Sisterly love (usually on video.)

·         Diaper rash, finger-throb, or untoward Zappa-esque violations.

·         Dingle berries. Sometimes in problematic multiples.

·         Simultaneous children.

·         Random toenails.

·         Lord Knows What.

·         Dehydration.

·         Rehydration.

·         Projectile diarrhea.  

·         Inexplicable permanent erection (males.)

·         Uncontrollable nymphomania (females.)

·         Bisexuality (everyone.)

·         Trisexuality (only the truly blessed.)

·         Bioluminescence.

·         Spontaneous third eye.

·         Pancake cravings.

·         Dog longings.

·         Long dongings (see: permanent erections.)

·         Inverted defecation.

·         Random clogging (all varieties.)

·         Trifling tendencies.

·         Bewitching of underlings.

·         A God-Damnded prolonged interest in piano tuning.

·         Mediocre performance art (generally involving religious artifacts.)

·         Temporary rhubarb fixation involving grease and bananas. 

·         Addiction to unguents.

·         Unnecessary ululation.

·         Semi quasi bifurcation of personal purpose.

·         Troglodyte infestation.

·         Radical porpoise husbandry.

·         Perfection of delinquents (A.K.A.: “Ribald Manufacturing Techniques.”)

·         Lunacy.

·         Brilliance.

·         Inexplicable chronic masturbation. (See: male/female.)

·         Permanent idiocy. (See: Doctor Bonkersane.)

Most, if not all, of these side effects are permanent or temporary, depending on your income level. However, most victims become acclimated, and—indeed—learn to enjoy the benefits of being under the influence of the Good Doctor Bonkersane. Pray that you is one of thems…